Today, I’ve decided to do something a bit out of the ordinary, in that I will be talking about two movies in this article rather than just one.
The movies in question are the 2009 stop motion movie Fantastic Mr. Fox, and the 2011 animated movie Rango.
Some of you might be wondering about my reasons for this, since at a glance, these have very little in common. One is a stop motion kinda crime-comedy movie about a fox, ostensibly set in rural England, and the other is a western themed movie about a chameleon, set in the Nevada Desert.
But the truth is, both of these movies puzzle me for the same reason, and it is that puzzlement that has driven me to writing about them.
So what is it with these movies that’s got me scratching my head? Well, both of these movies are focused on animal characters. This in and of itself isn’t really an issue. After all, it’s a very common thing in children’s movies. But it is key, in order to understand the question that has put a bee in my bonnet.
How human are the animals supposed to be?
And to illustrate this question, I want you to look at this picture, from the movie Rango.
For the sake of clarity, this is one of the characters, spotting a bullet for a revolver, used in the movie.
See, we’re not looking at something like The Lion King or Kung Fu Panda or Zootopia, where all the animals are replacing humans. But we’re also not talking about something like A Bug’s Life or Flushed Away or The Rescuers, where the animals are taking and repurposing objects made by humans.
No, these movies are very clear that humans do exist… but at the same time, these animals are human enough that they themselves have human technology. In Fantastic Mr. Fox, they have tape players and telephones and typewriters, all proportional to them. The telephone in particular is curious, because if there’s a telephone, then it follows that there is a telephone network! In Rango, like I said, there’s a ton of weapons, and they’re all proportional in size. We see Colts and Winchester rifles and derringers and shotguns, all appropriately sized for a gecko or a possum to carry.
Going back to the bullet in the picture above, you notice the markings on it? “PMC 45 COLT”.
PMC is a brand! It’s a company that makes ammunition! So apparently, in this movie, PMC makes bullets that are smaller than a grain of rice, in which case we can only assume that the same goes for all the other ammunition in the movie. This, of course, doesn’t explain where the guns themselves came from, unless these animals found full size weapons and decided to copy them, scaled down to their own size, along with the ammunition
Except… why? And more importantly, how!?
These animals live in the middle of the Nevada desert. Are there really gonna be that many late 1800 era rifles, revolvers and pistols just lying around, along with their ammunition, for animals to make scaled down copies? And it’s ONLY those guns, from that particular era! The most modern piece of weaponry in the movie is a shotgun from 1887!
Just because I find a revolver lying around doesn’t mean I know the first thing about how to make a copy of it, especially a functional one. In fact, scaling it down would be even more tricky, given what I am expecting this gun to actually do.
Of course, we’ll just gloss over the small issue that.. Well, I’m not an expert or anything, but I’m pretty dang sure you cannot make a bullet that small, and still have it be functional.
I could almost, ALMOST understand if it was all cap-and-ball pistols, but even then, we’re not really looking at a mountain of power. You’re not shooting through anything bigger than a piece of cardboard with that.
And sure, you could argue that I’m being silly, questioning the logic of a movie where there are talking animals. There are, however, two problems with that. Firstly, I remind you, this is an animated movie. It’s not like Captain Love in The Mask of Zorro carrying a carbine that shouldn’t exist yet. This isn’t just a minor oversight that someone missed. Someone had to make the model for that bullet! They put that text there deliberately, and there were SEVERAL steps in the production where someone could have made changes!
Second, the fact that the movie has talking animals is the whole point of why I’m writing this, specifically because there are also humans! Had they not included the humans, I would not question the presence of the ammunition and the guns!
But let’s leave the matter of ballistics and ammunition, and move onto the issue of money. Both of these movies make it very clear that these animals don’t just understand trade, but actually have a fully fledged economy.
In Fantastic Mr. Fox, we get a scene with the eponymous Mr. Fox talking to a badger who works as a lawyer, who cautions him on looking to buy a home, telling him that he’s “borrowing at nine-and-a-half with no fixed rate”. And in Rango, the villain’s plan involves buying up all the surrounding land, and extorting the townsfolk through a manufactured water shortage. So land deeds, mortgages and, I can only assume, banks and legal courts are all concepts these animals not only recognize, but have fully adopted!
Which brings me back to my question. How human are these animals? Or to put it another way, what is actually the difference, when you get right down to it, between the animals and the humans?
Because if the answer is what I think it is, which is to say… nothing, then what is the point of the humans? Why have humans be part of the story at all at that point!?
Of course, I can hear people already objecting, that Fantastic Mr. Fox is based on a book, and him robbing the three human farmers is the entire plot of said book.
And I will concede, this is a very valid point. But then that only makes the things we see in the movie even more weird and nonsensical. In the book, the fox stole from the farmers to survive, and to provide for his family. This is NOT the case in the movie, where the fox has a job and a mortgage and by all accounts acts like a human being, and only steals from the farmers because he wants to feel like his old self again.
In fact, in that scene with him and the badger, there’s a moment when they both start arguing, and they suddenly start growling, hissing and circling each other. In a moment, they both revert back to being wild animals. And this is apparently something of a theme in the movie, with them bringing up being wild animals a lot.
So these animals are just, for lack of a better word, aping humans! They’re pretending to be human, for… no real reason at all.
And in Rango, it’s even more baffling, because there, you could almost leave out the humans entirely, since including them only raises more questions! The only reason for there to be humans in the story is to justify a plot-point about a water pipe! In every other situation, them being present is just confusing.
Case in point, the Spirit of the West. And this is just a whole pile of confusion. For context, Rango learns of the Spirit of the West from an armadillo at the beginning of the movie.
They say he rides in an alabaster carriage, with golden guardians to protect him
In fact, it is that armadillo, looking to find the Spirit of the West, which is the catalyst for the entire plot! He gets run over by the car carrying Rango’s tank, which falls out and strands him in the desert.
And later, Rango finds this Spirit of the West, and discovers what appears to be the Man with no Name from the Dollar trilogy … And this is where I have to tilt my head because… who is this actually supposed to be?
See, if this is The Man With No Name, which it would be, going by his clothing and demeanor, then why is he in the middle of the Nevada desert, playing with a metal detector, along with a golf cart with four “Golden Guardians”?
The alternative, and more likely explanation, is that this is supposed to be Clint Eastwood. In which case… Why is HE in the middle of the Nevada desert playing with a metal detector, dressed up as a character he hasn’t played for more than half a century, along with his four academy award statues?! This is apparently such a common thing for him to do that stories spread across the desert about him!
What’s more, apparently, Rango knows who he is, because he says “people used to call you the Man with No Name”.
And then he talks to Rango! So apparently, Clint Eastwood can talk to animals! He doesn’t find any of it confusing or strange, which in turn makes the beginning of the movie really confusing, because if Clint Eastwood can talk to animals, can all the humans do that? Did the people who OWNED Rango know he could talk?
Again, we get a disconnect between the mundane and the fantastical, except the ambiguity doesn’t make it deep or interesting, just really confusing. Why is he here!?
Wouldn’t it have been more interesting to have Rango meet himself out in the desert? A spectral image of himself, dressed as the Man with No Name, an embodiment of the person he claimed to be, the person the townsfolk all trusted, and THAT is who tells him that ”the deeds make the man” and to go back and ”be the hero”. Then the ambiguity becomes whether it was a hallucination from the heat or a spiritual experience.
As it is, what it all boils down to is, again, a movie where a bunch of animals are pretending to be humans! The villain of the movie, Tortoise John, betrays the secondary antagonist Rattlesnake Jake, telling him that ”there is no room for gunslingers anymore. We’re business men now”. Except who is he doing business with!? He wants to buy up land, so he can build a modern town. But the only valuable commodity in the movie is water, and he already controls that! You have prospectors and bartenders, except what are they working for? What do the animals John tries to buy out the land need the land for?
Both of these movies have animals that are seemingly aspiring to be humans. They copy their manners, their habits, their cultural norms, their society… but why!?
In Rango, if you took out the humans, the movie would actually make more sense! The humans add nothing except confusion. Rango doesn’t need to have been someone’s pet for the plot to work, when all the plot needs to make sense is a traveling actor who decides to remake himself in an unfamiliar area.
The fact that humans also exist in the movie is irrelevant. The only functional aspect humans add to the plot is that there is a water pipe which Tortoise John controls. The same could be accomplished if they discovered there was a dam which John had constructed. The humans exist in the movie to explain that Tortoise John learned from them, which you only have to explain because the movie has humans in it, which they do to explain that john learned from them and round and round and round in circles it goes!
And in Fantastic Mr. Fox, the title character wants to rob the farmers because he’s a fox, and he wants to feel like his old self again, to the detriment of everyone around him, including his family. He lies to his wife and his son feels neglected and yearns for approval… But him stealing from the farmers didn’t need that desire to recapture some natural fox-part of himself. That is only added, because his new life is much more human and non-fox like. You could take that away, and the plot would still work.
And all the extra parts of him inadvertently placing his family in danger by robbing the farmers could still be there. His son feeling inadequate could still be there. But instead of him robbing the farmers out of a need to provide for his family, it’s all about his own personal desires.
Speaking of, let’s take a step back and look the ending of the movie and the things that are a direct consequence of the main characters actions. At the start of the story, these animals are shown to have built up their own society, which is stable and civilized and humane. Their society exists alongside that of humans, and the humans are apparently aware of them enough to be able to communicate. We know this since the farmers receive a written letter from Mr. Fox. Farmer Bean also has a rat working for him, so the two societies clearly intermingle.
And as a DIRECT result of Mr. Fox’s actions, they end up all having to give up that society. Because of him stealing from the farmers, they decimate the forest, dig up the burrows and blows up a hill, forcing all the animals to flee their homes and relocate deep underground. And then, having done all this… the fox and his friends continue to steal from the farmers, which leads to the farmers flooding the tunnels the animals had to flee into, forcing them into the sewers.
Mr. Fox has, in other words, completely destroyed their human-like society, a society where he alone didn’t fit in. And why?
I think I have this thing where I need everyone to think I’m the greatest, the quote-on-quote Fantastic Mr. Fox, and if they aren’t completely knocked out and dazzled and maybe a little intimidated by me, I don’t feel good about myself. Foxes traditionally like to court danger, hunt prey and outsmart predators, and that’s what I’m actually good at
And because of his desires, because of him wanting to be the Fantastic Mr. Fox, because he wants to ”feel good about himself”, he has turned everyone he knows into what basically amounts to refugees! Their society has been completely destroyed, their relationship with humans irreparably shattered. Again, they keep bringing up the fact that they are wild animals, and this is later brought up as the solution to their problem.
The thing that got them all into this mess, namely that Mr. Fox wasn’t being able to accept their more human-like society, ignoring the promise he made to his family, ignoring when the Badger told him not to buy the tree because it’s not a safe area for a fox, because he wanted to ”feel good about himself”… and now his solution is that everyone else should do the exact same thing and follow his lead.
And in so doing, instead of the humans being pissed at one fox, they now hate all the animals who, at the end of the movie, survive by stealing from a supermarket they tunnel into.
And this plot point, of their stable and peaceful society being completely and irreparably destroyed… is presented as a good thing, and a happy ending. Not only do I personally feel this is a bit completely backwards, but also, this plot point would not exist at all, if they hadn’t first decided to make the animals so human-like.
If there was something about the movie where we see how bad this human-like society was, that everyone in it were miserable, or that they were forced to adopt it in spite of their nature, I could maybe understand it. But as it stands, it’s only the titular Fox who has a problem because, again, he wants to ”feel good about himself”.
So in the end, both these movies have this very weird disconnect, which in my opinion only harms them. They can’t seem to make up their mind about how human the animals are supposed to be. It’s as if they each had two very different scripts, which got mixed up and muddled at some point, and now both movies honestly feel… disjointed.
This is on top of another issue I have with one of them which… this isn’t a plot issue or a logic issue, but it comes down to aesthetics. And I’m going to talk about it here because otherwise, when else am I going to?
But before I get into this, I want to make it clear that in the end, I am giving an opinion. I may use factual details to back up those opinions, but this is all ultimately subjective. I feel the need to preface this because the last time I complained about the aesthetics of a kids movie, it was The Boxtrolls, and some people took issue with my opinion.
So when I criticize the aesthetics, let me be clear that I am not, in any way, attacking anyone’s preferences, but only voicing my own personal, subjective opinion, and you are all welcome to put as much or as little value to it as you want.
With that said, let me start by mentioning Quentin Tarantino. It’s a bit of a leap, but humor me. I have said it a few times before on this blog that for the most part, I don’t really like Quentin Tarantino’s movies. With the exceptions of The Hateful Eight and Django Unchained, which I like on account of having a soft spot for western movies, his movies don’t really appeal to me.
The thing is, I can’t actually explain why that is. I can’t point to any particular part of Kill Bill or Death Proof or Reservoir Dogs and say what it is that doesn’t click with me. I don’t think they’re bad, but… they’re just not for me.
This, however, is not the case with Wes Anderson, the director of Fantastic Mr. Fox. Because here, I can point out exactly what it is that I don’t like: I cannot stand the aesthetics he is famous for.
I don’t doubt for a moment that he puts a lot of work into the looks of a scene. I am not saying he doesn’t work hard or that he isn’t dedicated, and I certainly don’t deny that his movies look unique.
But it is a look that I, personally, do not like. And it wasn’t actually until I decided to write about Fantastic Mr. Fox that I could really articulate what it is that bugs me. My issue is that the entire aesthetic feels fake. It feels tiny and artificial and unnatural and plastic and synthetic.
I get the feeling, at all times, like I’m looking at a doll house. It’s not a scene I’m looking at, but a little compartment, like a diorama. Again, I don’t doubt there’s a lot of work that goes into it, but it also doesn’t do much to pull me into the story. On the contrary, it seems designed specifically to keep me at a distance, and never letting me forget that I am a spectator.
With Fantastic Mr. Fox, the consequence is that I never forget that these are puppets. Because that’s what Wes Anderson’s movies feel like to me. Even in live action, I don’t feel like I’m watching a movie, but like I’m watching a director play with dolls.
Contrast with other stop motion movies like Coraline, or Corpse Bride or yes, even The Boxtrolls. With all of those, I forget that they are puppets, because the presentation drags me into the story. I like stop motion movies… but I don’t like THIS stop motion movie.
And again, let me reiterate: If you like these movies, if you think Rango is a masterpiece, or that Fantastic Mr. Fox is an underrated gem, or that Wes Anderson is the best thing to happen to cinema since the invention of celluloid, that’s fine! I don’t necessarily agree, but that’s just a matter of personal preference and opinion.
I’ve said time and time again that no movie is perfect, and I honestly believe that. If someone tells me they don’t like The Lion King, then that is perfectly fine! It’s just subjective taste! Ultimately, what it all comes down to with a movie is if the negatives outweigh the positives. Whether or not the things that bother you about a movie is enough to distract from the good parts. THAT is what makes a movie good or bad.
And to me, these movies feel so confused about what they want to be, and the choices made in them are so weird, that I don’t particularly enjoy either one of them. And some ardent defenders may still object, of course, telling me how all the things I’ve talked about were intentional, and the movies are supposed to be weird and confusing and puzzling.
To which I say fine, but if you make a movie that is weird, puzzling and confusing for its own sake, that does not make your movie automatically good. It just makes it weird, puzzling and confusing.